Monday, July 25, 2011

Joke Of The Day


Chidi came back home around 2 am, drunk as usual. He fell into bed besides his sleeping wife. About 2 hours later he woke up and saw himself in a strange place with an old man... "Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my room?" shouted Chidi. "I am Saint Peter and you are not in your room. You are in heaven." "You mean I'm dead?!!! Please I'm not ready to die, I've got 1 or 2 things to do before I die."
"Alright son" said Peter. "You will return back to Earth, but only as an hen"
"Yes I agree" said Chidi.
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